"with a face like yours i can understand why you'd defend that fat ass model."

This nugget of joy was left on my profile recently by an absolute neckbeard who took offense to my defense of a plus sized model. She wasn't even plus-size, really, she just had an apple bottom. She wasn't the sort of female model you'd see in the magazines, those are mannequins, not real women. She had a blazing beautiful badonkadonk. And he had the audacity to insult her body.

Not all women are twigs, boys.

And let's be honest here. In my userpic? I am -smoking-. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but my face is exquisite. It's enough to make my husband refuse to keep his hands off me. Clearly I'm doing something right, hm?

Too bad neckbeards like this douchecanoe are too blind to see true beauty. Their idiocy and ignorance would be amusing, if it wasn't so ridiculous.